Big-Tech Revolution

Isn't it fascinating how some people can't help but loudly express their opposition to America? They rail against Musk, Zuckerberg, and capitalism itself. "We won't be enslaved by Big Tech!" they proclaim. But here's the kicker, they're making these declarations on platforms like Facebook or X or even in WhatsApp groups. How do you even label that? A revolution powered by Zuckerberg? Anarchism with verified accounts? Anti-system, yet conveniently logged into your Google account? It's mind-boggling!

Take a moment to consider their logic. "I can't stand Musk; he’s such a clown!" And yet, that’s posted on X, which Musk owns. Or how about, "I don't trust Zuckerberg, he’s selling our data!", shared on WhatsApp, also owned by Meta. And let's not forget, "I loathe America, that capitalist behemoth!", typed out on an iPhone, crafted in California and assembled by Foxconn.

But sure, let’s be understanding. They all insist they stick around for family and friends. As if Aunt Magda is only reachable through Zuckerberg’s platforms. Like there are no alternatives out there. Signal? Mastodon? Matrix? Nah, those seem too tricky. Stepping outside their comfort zone? No way! 

The most entertaining part? Everyone still feels a bit like a revolutionary. Their moral compass is supposedly intact, they voice their grand ideals, and they don’t even have to change a single habit. What courage! What defiance! Musk and Zuckerberg must be quaking in their mansions, terrified by the fact that people are complaining… on their own platforms!

Isn’t it ironic? We claim to despise the system, the billionaires, and capitalism, yet without their gadgets, we wouldn’t even know what to critique. So we just continue scrolling, liking, sharing, and whining. And every single day, we demonstrate: capitalism is thriving.

So go ahead, raise your fist, shout, “Down with Big Tech!”, and don’t forget to post it. On Facebook. Or X. Or in your WhatsApp group. Because really, how else would Musk and Zuckerberg know you’re against them?

Big-Tech revolution my ass !